To: Tech Support To whom it may concern, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the
The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents.
The 4 stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3. You
Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.
Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the
Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop.