How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say,
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and
Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator.
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale!
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. “How do you breathe through something so small?”
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: “Put it on my bill.”
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.