The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents.
The 4 stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3. You
Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.
Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the
Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!